Troll Stroll: 4 June 2014
So a few people have asked me to record my #trollstroll tweets here as a post so you can see them if you miss them.
So here you go:
In a feature that's sure to raise some hip-adult-eyebrows. Bomber has been slated by the Standard for going nuts #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
This is presented without any irony whatsoever mind. #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Actual quote from IPRENT: "I really don’t like divisive dickheads in politics, wherever they come from"#trollstroll #potmeetkettle
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
There's another post praising the @NZGreens' #carbontax. Presumably before Labour came out against it #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
If your mouthpiece blog isn't parroting your lines then you need to fix your social media plan #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Bomber quote: "I suddenly understand the whole envy politics that right wingers so often accuse the left of indulging in" #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
We'll see Bomber, we'll see #trollstroll #rpt
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
According to Bomber, Kim Dot Com will rally the left in a way that's NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Martyn thinks he's done "satire" by writing a speech for Cunliffe to give Labour. Unfortunately it's not "satire" or "funny" #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Sample: "’I'm David Fucking Cunliffe, I’m going to take John Key on while humming ‘Momma said knock you out” #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
"I fart thunderbolts and shit egalitarianism"
I can almost hear Martyn unzip his own fly as he writes this. #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
With Martyn, the more panting he does, the longer his sentences get. There's a 70 worder about how progressive our Govt will be #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Over at Whale, Cam dog whistles up a storm, inviting his audience to make suggestive comments about Jacinda Ardern #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
But of course, these comments are patrolled so DON'T BE NASTY #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
DPF parrots a Tax Payers Union release about how we are now working for ourselves blah blah blah #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
In fact political blogs are a bit boring at the moment. Which surprises me. BECAUSE THIS ELECTION IS SUCH A TRAIN WRECK #trollstroll
— The Ruminator (@RuminatorNZ) June 4, 2014
Ha! I thought #trollstroll was ‘trolls’ ‘troll’ i.e you were playing the trolls troll not strolling troll blogs.. 🙂