Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away

So who saw that one coming? No-one. Big news.

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Erewhon: Where everyone is lazy and does drugs

RadioNZ (sorry RNZ) has a remarkable story up about New Zealand’s high level of immigration, and how this high level of immigration is actually bringing in a lot of low-skilled workers

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On casualness and ethics

A lot has been written on the Prime Minister and his pulling of Amanda’s hair. I’m not going to weigh in on that.

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Yup, it’s creepy

Ah, yes. It’s just a bit of fun. Mucking around. A friendly gesture. How many times have we heard these old chestnuts when some bloke has been somehow inappropriate?

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Politics makes me sick, again and again

We’re doomed. Doomed to repeat the same bullshit over and over again.

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A very short post that continues my rage about the Feed the Kids Bill

So like the huge political nerd I am, I did a bit of fishing.

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Hubris

Hubris: excessive pride towards or defiance, leading to nemesis.

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John Key: I don’t even know what the GCSB is

By New New Zealand News correspondent Charles Harrison In a belligerent press conference, John Key has admitted he isn’t sure what the GCSB does.

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I racked my brains

I do not know if it is the right decision to send New Zealand troops to Iraq, but I thought I would offer my thoughts on the decision making process.

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The time John Key invited me over for Christmas lunch with his family

John and I had been hanging out a lot. In fact he’d been coming over to our house pretty regularly since he discovered I had an original Optimus Prime transformer. 

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Laughing my fucking ass off

*Possible trigger warnings* The latest outrage for us to express our outrage over and be outraged came in twos this week, when our Prime Minister made a joke about a paedophile and then RedFoo (from LMFAO) side-kicked in a song called “Literally I can’t“.

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The time John Key lied and said I threw an egg at an old man

It’s 3am and my children are safe and asleep. There’s a phone in my bedroom, on my bedside table in fact.

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The time I did cocaine with John Key

This is the beginning of a new sporadic series in which I go out and have gonzo adventures with well known New Zealanders. If you have any suggestions for whom I could adventure with next, please let me know.

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Baby, baby, where did our love go?

So that was a pretty brutal massacre wasn’t it? There’s an awful lot of reflection happening around the country as the left wing comes to terms with just what the hell actually happened.

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The difference between Labour and National on tax (a short post because I don’t understand tax)

So in the debate between Key and Cunliffe the other night, there was a palaver over a very minor point about whether or not Cunliffe knew whether homes that one inherited from a dead relative would be subject to a Capital Gains Tax.

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Conspiracy theory of the day

If you’ve read this blog you’ll know that I’m a fan of Judith Collins personally. As a person, she’s always been very kind to me. I disagree with her politically and I disagree with a lot of her actions but again, she’s been decent to me.

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Ruminator TV: secret National Party 2014 Campaign video

In this exclusive leak we’ve been given National’s 2014 Election Video:

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It’s been a lot of fun: Why I’m worried about National

“One option is the Government says: ‘Thanks very much, it’s been a lot of fun. If you don’t want to take the offer, that’s where it’s at‘.”

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