Some really complicated situations we've been internalising in our heads
Down and out on Squid row having a Kraken good time.
Chicken ‘n’ Ribs, like Guns ‘n’ Roses but with chicken and ribs instead of guns and roses.
C is for Cookie, that’s good enough for me.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi!
An alcoholic’s twist on Coq Au Vin
Get in my belly, belly.
Utter peanut butter nutters
Almost instant gratification
Breakfast of champions
Nigella Lawson. What a fox. Who cooks like that and looks as good as she does at 53? Hopefully me, and I think I’ve found the secret.