Post Tagged with: "Advice"

Health

The dashing dildo dangler

The dashing dildo dangler

Dear SSBS, Recently I fell on hard times, living in my best friend’s pocket. Back to the job market I went to find work on the line at a plastic press.

by × August 27, 2015 × 0 comments

Health

So many hotties, so little compassion: Our Agony Aunt responds

So many hotties, so little compassion: Our Agony Aunt responds

Dear Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster I have been in a relationship for quite some time and, to be perfectly honest, I prefer drinking heavily and wishing my moral compass wasn’t pointing me on a course to propositioning an attractive co-worker to actually being in my relationship.

by × December 4, 2014 × 0 comments

Feminism, Humour

This is you. Dying alone.

Dying alone: Agony Aunt answers

Dear Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster, I too am terminally single and offspring free, have sex as I please, and am committed to this lifestyle.

by × November 25, 2014 × 0 comments

Feminism, General, Rights

How do I hit on people safely? Our first agony aunt response!

How do I hit on people safely? Our first agony aunt response!

Our first letter to our slightly slutty barren spinster was a very topical one. One where our protagonist is clearly paying attention to the world around him and needs some old fashioned tips on dating.

by × November 10, 2014 × 0 comments

Politics

Free political advice: National Party

Free political advice: National Party

This is the second entry in my free-political-advice series. Today we look at the incumbents, the National Party. Or as I call them “John Key and the suits”.

by × February 19, 2014 × 1 comment

Politics

Free political advice: Labour Party

Free political advice: Labour Party

So it’s election year. And I’m a thoughtful, intelligent, relatively non-partisan kind of guy. So I thought I’d do some thinking about what each party should do in the run-up to the election.

by × February 12, 2014 × 0 comments

General

Shhh. Listen.

Shhh. Listen.

There are perfectly straightforward reasons why the sound of your recorded voice is quite different from what we think we sound like.

by × April 30, 2013 × 0 comments