Post Tagged with: "Agony Aunt"

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The dashing dildo dangler

The dashing dildo dangler

Dear SSBS, Recently I fell on hard times, living in my best friend’s pocket. Back to the job market I went to find work on the line at a plastic press.

by × August 27, 2015 × 0 comments

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My elevator rides are a lot duller than this letter writer's

What to do about office shenanigans (nsfw language)

Dear Slightly (if I may be so familiar), I have been suffering alone for months, and I am so glad that finally the right advice columnist has come along to help me with my problem.

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I could have chosen far worse photos for this story. You're welcome.

Should I shave my balls?

Dear Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster I am a gentleman who likes to maintain a high standard of personal appearance and hygiene.

by × December 18, 2014 × 0 comments

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So many hotties, so little compassion: Our Agony Aunt responds

So many hotties, so little compassion: Our Agony Aunt responds

Dear Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster I have been in a relationship for quite some time and, to be perfectly honest, I prefer drinking heavily and wishing my moral compass wasn’t pointing me on a course to propositioning an attractive co-worker to actually being in my relationship.

by × December 4, 2014 × 0 comments

Feminism, Humour

This is you. Dying alone.

Dying alone: Agony Aunt answers

Dear Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster, I too am terminally single and offspring free, have sex as I please, and am committed to this lifestyle.

by × November 25, 2014 × 0 comments

Feminism, General, Rights

How do I hit on people safely? Our first agony aunt response!

How do I hit on people safely? Our first agony aunt response!

Our first letter to our slightly slutty barren spinster was a very topical one. One where our protagonist is clearly paying attention to the world around him and needs some old fashioned tips on dating.

by × November 10, 2014 × 0 comments

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Ask a Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster anything

Ask a Slightly Slutty Barren Spinster anything

Dear Ruminator Readers, I have long been a fan of this website. Lord Sutch is my favourite NZ political commentator.

by × October 28, 2014 × 0 comments