I turn up to San Fran to see Urzila Carlson about two minutes before the show starts, and the venue is…
Chelsea Hughes
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My momma always told me it was rude to point my finger, so in a very rare moment of obedience, I…
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I’m the mother of a three year-old child. As each day passes, she grows more and more independent.
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New Zealand’s tourist department used to attract all kinds of people to our shores.
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Flowers are delightful. Wouldn’t you agree? They come in different kinds and colours or whatever. They’re splendid.
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Nobody takes ponies seriously anymore. Not even you. I saw you chuckle just then.
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Boy. Things are getting serious. As an American living in Australia, I feel arrogant enough to tell you the NZ Labour…
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I hate facial hair on guys. Hitler moustaches however, can be sexy, depending on the context*.
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Sexy is dead. It died sometime in the 1980s after the rise of giant shoulder pads, Kenny Rogers and corporate America.
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Dogs is an anagram of gods. This is no coincidence. Dogs ARE gods. Well, at least they were, until around the…
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I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know. Queues suck. Can you really think of anything worse…
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Victoria’s Secret dominates the lingerie market. They’re a multi-cajillion dollar business that, as far as I can tell, targets its ads…
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Yeesh, things certainly have become rather serious on The Ruminator. Other writers have been talking about racism, sexism, anxiety disorders, and techno-annoyance…
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I love eggs so much. I guess you could call me an eggthusiast.
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I am very competitive. Very. I’m only writing this blog post because I’m not currently winning this blog. I don’t even…
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Sometimes I see a picture of something from the past, and I get jealous to the point of becoming angry. I’m…
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My friend, Courtney, and I share the hobby of drooling over dead guys. It sounds weird I know, but…. ok, it’s…
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I have no idea how to answer people when they ask me where I’m from.