Ruminator on Ruminatour

Hello friends, I’m off to Europe for a month because New Zealand’s winter upsets me.

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#YesAllMen tl;dr

Hi there. So there’s been a lot of rage from men about David Cunliffe’s comments about apologising for being a man.

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Siemens OptiPoint 500 economy: a review

A while back I wrote a review on the Uniball Powertank Pen. I realise now that I have been tardy in reviewing anything else (except comedy. How much comedy did I review?).

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Troll stroll 12 June 2014

So a few people have asked me to record my #trollstroll tweets here as a post so you can see them if you miss them.

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Troll Stroll: 4 June 2014

So a few people have asked me to record my #trollstroll tweets here as a post so you can see them if you miss them.

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A nice Politician with a capital P: My interview with Grant Robertson

Af-fable adj: Pleasant, friendly and easy to talk to; see: Robertson, Grant.

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Just so it’s memorialised forever

STUFF SAID DONGS INSTEAD OF GONGS

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Comedy Fest review: Jamie Bowen in Heart goes Boom

First off, this picture does not do Jamie’s beard justice. That is one hell of a beard.

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Comedy fest review: Jeremy Elwood in Jeremy Elwood LIVE

Well of course he’s live. If he wasn’t live. He’d be dead.

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Comedy Fest review: Ben Crellin in …err…Benjamin Crellin

Ben Crellin is a confrontational comic. He’s possibly not the sort of comedian you’d bring your grandparents to.

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Comedy Fest review: Tom Wrigglesworth in Utterly At Odds With The Universe

So Tom Wrigglesworth was here a few years ago (2010 in fact, damn time marches on) and he constructed an entire one hour show based on a short story of a thing that happened to him on a train.

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Misogyny and rape jokes: Ha ha ha bonk!

That’s the sound of me laughing my head off.

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Comedy Fest review: Brendon Green in Some More Mr Nice Guy

I’m noticing a trend in festival shows this year. We’re not getting the big introductions where we’re asked to go “crazy and wild” for the comic. Instead the comedian is just sort of there.

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Comedy fest review: Jonny Potts in the Delusionaries

Jonny is a guy with a bit of a cult following around Wellington. He looks like a throwback to the 1990s with his semi-grungy motif but he’s a funny fucker.

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Comedy fest review: Markus Birdman in Happily Ever After

First off, Markus came out to Tender by Blur. Which is one of my favourite songs of all time. So he started off very well.

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Comedy fest review: Reginald D. Hunter (trigger warnings)

So. Rape huh? That’s a bold opening to make isn’t it? Especially because I’m a male. So really I’m the worst person to be making those statements.

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Comedy fest review: Brendhan Lovegrove 20 Years

In 2006, I was nominated as New Zealand’s most offensive comedian. At the time I wore it as a badge of honour. I realise now that what I thought was “edgy” and “funny” was actually just “offensive”.

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Comedy fest review: Guy Montgomery in a Succinct and Concise Summary of How He Feels About Certain Things

So I’d never heard of Guy Montgomery. Apparently he was a host on U-late. I don’t even know what U-late is. He’s also on Cadbury Dream Factory. Again that’s not something I’m familiar with.

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