Today is our first birthday so there’s nothing serious to say
- Lord Sutch
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What you get today is things that amuse me. Because fuck you, it’s our birthday. I mean I love you all
Read MoreYoung people’s Jewish problem
- Lord Sutch
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I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, but crikey. Sort it out young people. This is from the recent Young Nats Ball.
Read MoreHey MSD, stopped being dicks
- Lord Sutch
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**UPDATE 2** After my gentle provision of another chance for them to reconsider, MSD has decided that they will play nice.
Read MoreGuest post: The CTV collapse and inquiry, my personal thoughts from being there
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This post first appeared on Jarrod Gilbert’s blog, however the New Zealand Fire Service asked him to take it down. We’re trying to track down a statement from them as to why.
Read MoreFacts are Sacred. Comment is (of variable quality)
- Lobby Lud
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Blogs were supposed to offer new hope for journalism. The days of the churnalists/repeaters/lamestream media were numbered, to be replaced by the purity and investigative depth of citizen-journalists.
Read MoreA custodial investor: Rod and me
- Lord Sutch
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Rod Drury is an entrepreneur. Entrepreneur is a funny old word. It gets bandied around a lot. “Oh if only New Zealand had more…entrepreneurs”. I’m not even sure what it really means.
Read MoreWhat’s your name again?
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What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet;” -William Shakespeare
Read MoreFunny birds and where to find them
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By Jennifer O’Sullivan As a woman who works in comedy, I am sad that there are not more of us. In fact, I’m sad that 90% of comedy performed this festival comes from one perspective
Read MoreWhy the Jewish God was a dick and yet so much cooler
- Lord Sutch
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I’m of Jewish heritage but I’m not a very good Jew. I eat bacon. Never had a bar mitzvah and I’ve got a foreskin. That’s a terrible way to begin a post, with a reference to my genitals.
Read MoreWe don’t need your…
- Lobby Lud
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So there are times when I look at countries with written constitutions with a wry smile. Look at you United States, with your archaic second amendment, or you Fiji, with your vote-for-your-own-race electoral system.
Read MoreWatch your f*cking language
- Nick Fone
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“Shitty bitch fuck, in Jesus’ name, amen.” – Anonymous
Read MoreRuminator Live?
- Lord Sutch
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So a friend of mine who’s a bit of a doyen talked to me about an idea he had for a live show.
Read MoreMe and Ms Collins
- Lord Sutch
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We’re a big fan of Minister Collins. She was the first MP to support us. She wrote the first MP’s guest post for us (get one, get them all!) and though we don’t agree with her politically, she’s always been ready to engage online.
Read MoreI have a dream
- Lord Sutch
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Here’s my own cult of personality (none of this is real):
Read MoreConfidence: An ode to Bryce Edwards
- Lord Sutch
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Confidence. It’s the jewel in the crown of human behaviour isn’t it?
Read MoreQuick Calamari with Garlic Mayonnaise
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Down and out on Squid row having a Kraken good time.
Read MoreBlog wars: or how I learned to stop worrying and start being an Emerald Stormtrooper
- Lord Sutch
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First off, what the fuck is an Emerald Stormtrooper? Apparently this blog is frequented by them. Are you an Emerald Stormtrooper?
Read MoreA question for our readers
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Here at the Ruminator we like a bit of audience interaction, so here’s a question for you:
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